found the best twitter
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
- scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
- the idea to put ants on stilts
- there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
- confused ants
I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone
so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children.
why aren’t we taught this shit
kill the current notion of villains needing to be human at the end of the day.
bring back villains that killed because they enjoyed blood on their hands.
give me villains that destroy cities because of boredom.
give me narcissistic villains that destroy others because they never compare to themselves.
give me bad guys that no one wants to empathise with.
CAN BOYS EVER WALK UP TO A TRASH CAN AND THROW THINGS AWAY NORMALLY OR IS THAT JUST NOT AN OPTION
no. i must Slam Dunk
WAKE UP WORLD #YesAllWomen
That steak analogy is my favorite,